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23 November 2013

The Mad Old Hag of Logansport


The mad old hag of Logansport
Lives in a hovel dank
On Friday she drinks piss wine
On Saturday she fires up crank

The mad old hag of Logansport
Looks more like a man than a lady
She won't work and her toad won't jump
Everything they do is just shady

The mad old hag of Logansport
Tosses swine before the pearls
She lifts that hog with manly arms
Because she's a big old girl

The mad old hag of Logansport
Wears a fake diamond on a rough-hewn hand
Like a lizard claw, scaly and raw
A cheap gift from her bloated toad man

The mad old hag of Logansport
Likes to read poems and stories
She'll rot on her lounge
Till she's carted away on a lorry


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