Stepping Down for Alaska

Photo Credit Roger H. Goun Wikimedia Image

Happy Birthday America! Sarah Palin is to resign effective 25 July 2009. Oh my, I wonder what she will do now? I bet the article in Vanity Fair had a lot to do with her decision. Desperate Housewives & Northern Exposure. – couldn’t have said it better myself.

Oh and then there is that little bit about all the alleged ethics violations . . . .

You got that right, you betcha! That was the most rambling resignation speech I’ve ever heard. “First things first . . .” she said. She’s doing what’s best for Alaska, she said. “America is looking north to the future,” she said. “A positive agenda for Alaska,” she said. “Advancing in another direction,” she quoted MacArthur. She doesn’t want to waste Alaskan tax payer dollars, she claimed. WTF? John McCain looks like an even bigger dumbass for picking her out of the pickle barrel now than ever before.

I expect she will hit the dittohead radio circuit, say a few “you betchas” on FAUX News Network, get paid to talk shit at Republiklan rallies in the lower 48, and then retire to her backyard where she can keep an eye on those pesky Russian Communists. She isn’t going away anytime soon. She’s got a chip on her shoulder and she seems to be a vindictive human being. She can now focus on getting even with anyone and everyone who she thinks fucked with her. She kept saying she loves her family and loves Alaska. If she loves anyone or anything, she will do what is best for all of us and go camping – for about 15 or 20 years. PHOTO CREDIT Uploaded to Wikimedia by Samekh, original author is Roger H. Goun Wikimedia Image Photo licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 2.0