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26 June 2011

Sunday, Snarky Sunday

Opinion Humor

Sarah Palin has been called to jury duty according to her posts on FB as reported by Reuters. Just imagine Sister Sarah sitting on YOUR jury. . . . (shudders) I wonder what the deliberation in the jury room would be like? Of course she will appoint herself foreperson only to quit halfway through to a decision. Then she will vote in favor of a conviction if she thinks you are a “librul” or one of “them socilists.” She won’t hear a single case. Any attorney worth a damn would use a pre-emptive strike to get her the hell outta there. You can read Sarah’s thoughts in her Facebook Note.

Meet Michelle Bachmann. If you weren’t afraid of the big bad batshit crazy Bachmann before you read the Rolling Stone story, you will be afterward.

In Wisconsin, justice comes by way of a choke-hold. State Justice Anne Walsh Bradley told fellow Justice David Prosser to get out of her office during a disagreement about whether to allow a new law restricting labor unions to take effect. Justice David allegedly became enraged and then choked Justice Anne.  Yeah, that’s the way you do it Justice David! If the little woman won’t agree with you, choke her into submission! That’s the ’Merikan way! That woman better recognize! But seriously, Justice Anne should have kicked him in the ballz and then called the cops.

An increasing number of states (38 of 50) are passing laws to punish child-bearers (no longer called women, or female in ‘Merika) for delivering a still-born baby. Child-bearers who did anything during the gestation that may have contributed (no matter how remotely) to the death of the baby face murder charges. A Handmaid’s Tale? Think about it.

Gay marriage is legal in the state of New York.

Dick Morris, who loves to hate the Obamas, also loves to pray for people to die and encourages others to do the same. All together now! On “3” get on your knees and repeat Dick’s precatory prayer . . . . Did it work? Obama is STILL president and women and brown people are STILL entitled to civil and political rights?!? Damn. You didn’t do it right.

You know who is to blame for the wildfires in Arizona dontcha? Illegal aliens. Bill O’Really? The fires couldn’t possibly be the result of drought, unless of course the drought is caused by those brown people sneaking into the country sucking up all that good "Merikan moisture from the God Blessed ’Merikan air!

True to form, Faux News continues with the misleading headlines, to wit: PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS A PROBLEM WITH WHITE WOMEN To be fair though, a headline that read “FOX NEWS HAS A PROBLEM WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA AND BLACK PEOPLE IN GENERAL AND CHILD-BEARERS AND IMMIGRANTS AND GAY PEOPLE AND DEMOCRATS AND CIVIL RIGHTS GENERALLY (EXCEPT FOR WHITE CHRISTIAN LAND-OWNING MALES) AND SCIENCE AND TRUTH IN REPORTING NEWS” would be misleading too, wouldn’t it?

Quote of the week:

“Are You a Flake?” Chris Wallace to Michele Bachmann


Happy Snarky Sunday!




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