You Could Not Be A Man

You could not be a man about it
Because you are not a man
Hat on backward
Thinking you're cool
Old man, drunk man
Looking the fool!

You could not be a man about it
Because you are not a man
Hat on backward
Thinking you rule
Old man, drunk man
What a tool!

You could not be a man about it
Because you are not a man
Hat on backward
Trying to be old school
Old man, drunk man
Wearing your own stool!

You could not be a man about it
Because you are not a man
Hat on backward
Trying to be so cool
Old man, drunk man
Creepy stinking ghoul!

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